Sunday, August 17, 2008

From the edge of the Olympic green

Been watching way too much of this global gold rush that is the Olympics. Did China just win the women's quadruple sculls gold? This is getting out of hand.

There has been a lot on Bolt and Phelps so here are a few thoughts from the edge of the Olympic green.

I thoroughly enjoyed the whuppin' that Team USA put on ESP yesterday. After watching a few well timed flops it was easy to tell that those whiners were raised on European football. This proves that the new NBA rule penalizing a flop with a tech was good for the NBA version of the game... even though it might neutralize Manu.

I took in a few handball games on the tube. I concur with Sean Gregory's (check out story here) strategic plan to get America competitive in this forgotten "sport" - it's about the glory of the medal not the glory of the sport. But then again, I'm wondering why we don't just petition to get dodgeball a sanctioned sport. Then we could field our fourteen year olds too.

Did you see the study in contrasts that was the women's archery finals? In pouring rain China's three (plain and down to business) took on the dominant Koreans - resplendent in full makeup, designer sunglasses, sun hats, and personalized guards decorated with cartoon animals. I didn't know Hello Kitty could be so deadly.

Lastly, I happened across Matt Emmon's in the finals of the 50m 3-position rifle. Let's just say I really feel for the guy. Last shot mistake...drops to forth...for the second Olympics in a row. Ouch. I collapsed on the floor mouth almost as agape as his wife's when his score came up. What got me off the floor though was his congratulating the medal winners even though he gifted it to them. That is olympic sized class.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

The purgatory that is technology

I am just a little ticked right now. Technology is a lie. I want to see a study that shows how much time is wasted trying to get everything playing nicely to "make life easier". Bah.

Wife's computer got a nasty little virus today due to a missed Anti-virus update. Then Softie's handy Antivirus 2009 decided to install itself on her computer and completely take over the machine.

Time to upgrade her to my 2nd computer, but it's battery just decided to die and on top of that my external hard drive isn't cooperating for data transfer.

More I think about it, the robot take over has begun. They are communicating and conspiring and the whole thing is starting RIGHT NOW in my study.

Maybe I should just drop kick the whole mass of wires out my high rise window and create some nice modern art on the sidewalk.

I'll keep everyone updated.

PS: this was written on my mac - the only sane machine left in the place.